(As always, narratives do not match what is going on in game. I have no idea what's going on behind the scenes)
(Inspiration for Sociopath Teemo is the Omega Squad Teemo voiceover, not the base skin.)
"I do not like this, brothers and sisters." Jarvan always liked to play the common man in meetings, despite the fact anyone in the room would gladly die for him. "What could the Void possibly have to gain from this union?"
He was right, Demacia and the Void were natural enemies, but then so was the Void and most of Runeterra. Lux threw out what seemed the best, if only, guess in the room, "Maybe they see Zaun as a threat? Because they're the only ones trying to harness Void energy?"
Jarvan contemplated this suggestion for a moment. "No matter the cause, we are enemies of both Zaun and the Void. We are not strong enough to destroy both at once. We will accept the Void's offer. For now. I'm sure Bandle City will agree as well."
The next morning, a flyer was posted around the Institute of Justice: Dr. Mundo had been banished from the League.
"By the Mothership! The first fighting went better than we could have ever expected! Yordle technology prevails again." Rumble had been ecstatic ever since they got off the Rift. THe first night had been a resounding victory that showed Bandle City was a force to be reckoned with. He patted Tristy, his mech, which was sitting next to him. "Old girl, you and me are going places."
This always made Tristana a little uncomfortable. Rumble's love for her was no secret, and the fact that his pile of junk was named after her was unsettling. But she had Teemo. But a few months ago he had gone to the jungle and left...different. No longer was he the fun-loving Yordle that had left her. He seemed world-weary, bent on nothing but destroying the enemies of Bandle City. Maybe this was always there, bubbling under the surface. But something happened to him in the jungle. Something he wouldn't talk about. All he would say is "My helmet brother." Now, he grunted in the corner, "It doesn't matter. We won't all make it out of this. I just hope we can take a few with us."
Tristana spoke up, "We need to make a choice. Because of our victories on Summoner's Rift we get to recruit someone. Lulu volunteered to help us, but the League has offered us Fiddlesticks as well."
Veigar, usually silent among his fellow Yordles, volunteered instantly, "I want Lulu." Of course. Tristana never understood what they saw in each other. The ancient girl abducted by the fae worlds and the comically evil mage seemed like an odd couple. But a couple they were.
"We don't need some support," Teemo mumbled, "We need someone who can bring the pain." He picked up his blowgun. "I want Fiddlesticks. He's creepy, but if he gets out of line I can silence him forever. Or you can blow him up Trist." There were a few moments of silence, then something lit up behind Teemo's eyes and he let out a quiet laugh.
Dr. Mundo has been eliminated
Fiddlesticks has joined Bandle City
Teemo has poisoned Singed with his Noxus Trap. Singed will take 1 damage per phase, regardless of where he is, as long as Teemo is alive.
Correction: Singed takes 1 damage per phase, not night.
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